There are things about the Spongebob movie I wanted to know about.
This is not one of those things.
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
YOU ARE A PIRATE
look st it. LOOK AT IT’S GLORY-GOBRIANGOBEFREE
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
This actually helps so much right now.
This is awesome.
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
kind of intense for a Silk commercial
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
I got some art of Eagle lookin’ happily smug.
I love it.
(By Gaiaonline user Shestval)
he looks like he just got caught playing with the puppets by his wife
His wife is Helena Bonham Carter I’m pretty sure she’d join in